“Dear other iterations of my past self, Thank you for not being so goddamn weird that I felt I had to address… — Allie Brosh Commend Copy Share Image
“Procrastination has become a it's own solution - a tool I can use to push myself so close to disaster that I… — Allie Brosh Procrastination Copy Share Image
“she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become intensely hyperactive, but the… — Allie Brosh Goals Copy Share Image
“The longer I procrastinate on returning phone calls and emails, the more guilty I feel about it. The guilt I feel causes… — Allie Brosh Guilt Copy Share Image
“But my experiences slowly flattened and blended together until it became obvious that there's a huge difference between not giving a fuck… — Allie Brosh Things Are Happening Copy Share Image
“I don't like when I can't control what reality is doing. Which is unfortunate because reality works independently of the things I… — Allie Brosh Control issues Copy Share Image
“However, I could no longer rely on genuine emotion to generate facial expressions, and when you have to spend every social interaction… — Allie Brosh Social interaction Copy Share Image
“I’m still depressed, but how depressed I am varies, which is good. Much of the time, it’s a comfortable numbness that just… — Allie Brosh Depressed Copy Share Image
“At first, I’d try to explain that it’s not really negativity or sadness anymore, it’s more just this detached, meaningless fog where… — Allie Brosh Negativity Copy Share Image
“I have a subconscious list of rules for how reality should work. I did not develop these rules on purpose, and most… — Allie Brosh Reality Copy Share Image
“Reality should follow through on what I think it is going to do. It doesn’t matter that I have no vested interest… — Allie Brosh Principle Copy Share Image
“I had tasted cake and there was no going back. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity… — Allie Brosh Cake Copy Share Image
