“The longer I procrastinate on returning phone calls and emails, the more guilty I feel about it. The guilt I feel causes… — Allie Brosh Phone calls Copy Share Image
“The thing about being an unstoppable force is that you can really only enjoy the experience of being one when you have… — Allie Brosh Blog Copy Share Image
“If you were sitting quietly on your couch, waiting for your girlfriend to come back inside so you could finish watching your… — Allie Brosh Movie Copy Share Image
“Being a good person is a very important part of my identity, but being a genuinely good person is time-consuming and complicated.” — Allie Brosh Good person Copy Share Image
“I prepare for my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse. The first day or two of… — Allie Brosh Life Copy Share Image
“Procrastination has become its own solution - a tool I can use to push myself so close to disaster that I become… — Allie Brosh Procrastination Copy Share Image
“Тo me, the future doesn’t seem real. It’s just this magical place where I can put my responsibilities so that I don’t… — Allie Brosh Failure Copy Share Image
“I have a subconscious list of rules for how reality should work. I did not develop these rules on purpose, and most… — Allie Brosh Reality Copy Share Image
“However, I could no longer rely on genuine emotion to generate facial expressions, and when you have to spend every social interaction… — Allie Brosh Social interaction Copy Share Image
“At first, I’d try to explain that it’s not really negativity or sadness anymore, it’s more just this detached, meaningless fog where… — Allie Brosh Sadness Copy Share Image
“But my experiences slowly flattened and blended together until it became obvious that there's a huge difference between not giving a fuck… — Allie Brosh Things Are Happening Copy Share Image
“I had tasted cake and there was no going back. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity… — Allie Brosh Humor Copy Share Image
“On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.” — Allie Brosh Children Copy Share Image
“she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become intensely hyperactive, but the… — Allie Brosh Goals Copy Share Image
“Dear other iterations of my past self, Thank you for not being so goddamn weird that I felt I had to address… — Allie Brosh Time Copy Share Image
“What I am is constantly thrust into my face while I'm trying to be better than I am. Even if I'm actively… — Allie Brosh Horrible person Copy Share Image
“The absurdity of working so hard to continue doing something you don’t like can be overwhelming.” — Allie Brosh Existentialism Copy Share Image
“Procrastination has become a it's own solution - a tool I can use to push myself so close to disaster that I… — Allie Brosh Procrastination Copy Share Image
“I’m still depressed, but how depressed I am varies, which is good. Much of the time, it’s a comfortable numbness that just… — Allie Brosh Thousand miles Copy Share Image
“I’ve gotten pretty good at making myself feel ashamed. I can even use shame in a theoretical sense to make myself do… — Allie Brosh Pretty good Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be a good person to feel like a good person, though. There's a loophole I found where I… — Allie Brosh Good person Copy Share Image
“Reality should follow through on what I think it is going to do. It doesn’t matter that I have no vested interest… — Allie Brosh Vested interest Copy Share Image
“To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won’t undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it.” — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
