“I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.” — Alisa Dana Steinberg Absurdist-fiction Copy Share Image
“There's a cover for every pot, but I've never seen so many mismatched pots and covers in all my life. - Ellen… — Alisa Dana Steinberg Humor Copy Share Image
“Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice-versa ... otherwise, you might be toast.” — Alisa Dana Steinberg Humor Copy Share Image
“Mental Note #50: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, even though it most desperately wants to. - Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman” — Alisa Dana Steinberg Apple Copy Share Image
