Best Alexei Sayle Quotes
- It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. Always Seemed
- I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in… Comical
- People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre. Comic
- People aren't universally heroic. Heroic
- Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip. Charm
- People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Fur
- Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own. Fed
- But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly… All
- If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say… America
- First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets. All
- You can't do comedy with a beard. Beard
- I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go… Arabic
- For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about. Me
- I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut. Annexe
- If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres. Centre
- If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't. Easy
- The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away. All
- I am quite girly. Girly
- I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems… Anything Else
- I feel really ambiguous about the psychology of people trying to do good in the world. Ambiguous
- Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. Anything Else
- Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling… Actually People