I had a brief stint as 'People's Journalist' for the West Sussex Gazette; I'd do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was… — Alex Horne Death Copy Share Image
I love seeing Mark Steel or Mark Thomas, but I'm not that sort of person. — Alex Horne I love Copy Share Image
I have children so I couldn't shave it off; my dad shaved his beard off once and we all disowned him. My… — Alex Horne Bad Copy Share Image
I have pretty unsophisticated tastes; I enjoy the videos on 'You've Been Framed' a lot - I don't think there's much that's… — Alex Horne Enjoy Copy Share Image
I am almost incredible at table football. It's nothing to be proud of. — Alex Horne Football Copy Share Image
If somebody does a task really badly, then that's better for us than if they do it really well. We always tell… — Alex Horne Better Copy Share Image
I never watched 'The Godfather' and it seems too late now. The same happened with 'The Sopranos,' 'The Wire' and 'Peaky Blinders.'… — Alex Horne Late Copy Share Image
Sometimes the person furthest away from the audience doesn't connect with them as much. — Alex Horne Audience Copy Share Image
I get people using my admin skills to try to basically plan their wedding or stag night. They say, 'Can you just… — Alex Horne Marriage Copy Share Image
I've got children and I wanted to impress them and show them what I do for a living, do something that they… — Alex Horne Children Copy Share Image
We try not to think, 'right, we need someone who is a weirdo, someone who is competitive.' We definitely want five very… — Alex Horne Example Copy Share Image
You know that film 'Tag' with Ed Helms? It's about these American friends who have this ongoing game of Tag. The movie's… — Alex Horne American Copy Share Image
TV is so expensive to make and these channels aren't necessarily rolling in money, that getting anything off the ground... they can't… — Alex Horne Anything Copy Share Image
I live in a small village on the Norfolk coast, far from the Edinburgh festival. — Alex Horne Far Copy Share Image
I've always felt more scrutinized. It's definitely not bullying, because you can see how much I enjoy it. — Alex Horne Always Copy Share Image
If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of… — Alex Horne About Copy Share Image
I'm sometimes skeptical about Netflix - for no reason that I can put my finger on - but when you stumble upon… — Alex Horne Finger Copy Share Image
I definitely think everyone's competitive on some level, there's virtually no-one who hasn't cared at some point about something they've done. — Alex Horne Done Copy Share Image
I've got two brothers and there was a male dog and two male cats and every family we knew had three boys.… — Alex Horne Brotherhood Copy Share Image
Greg never knows anything I'm going to say before the show, so when he's reacting to me it's completely off the cuff… — Alex Horne Anything Copy Share Image
