Programming Quote by Austin Grossman

“Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.”

— Sorin Suciu

“Simon did everything inexpertly. He was really good at it.”

— Terry Pratchett

“That was the thing about Simon and all the others, so pleasant on the surface, always knowing what to say, but underneath there was…

— Philipp Meyer

“The basic problem for Lawrence was that he was lazy. He had figured out that everything was much simpler if, like Superman with his…

— Neal Stephenson

“She watched, smiling to herself, as he bleeped open the door of his car, got in and, without pausing, zoomed off down the street.…

— Madeleine Wickham

“I should have known from watching Henry work at the office: programmers moved slowly and deliberately, and then waited to see the reaction. And…

— Jodi Picoult

“It was so nice that Simon was here for it - tell him I enjoyed every minute - ' it was glorious writing that…

— Dodie Smith

“At X-Feer, we teach how to solve problems not how to write a code because that's the most important thing in coding.”

— Anonymous

“I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed…

— Dannika Dark

“He started every entry with I got up . It meant, I hate this school. When he wrote I do not like porridge ,…

— Diana Wynne Jones

“Simon would disapprove, in the way that people who lacked life experience always disapproved of others having adventures they had so far missed out…

— Sophie Hannah

“Back in my code jockey days, when my brain got to working overtime on an extraneous, trivial problem it usually meant that the grunt…

— Sharon Lee