Bent Quote by Auberon Waugh

“Once people decide they want you to do something, they don't really care what your qualifications are.”

— Chuck Klosterman

“I was fifteen when I left school. And what did I get to show for my ten years in the British education system? A…

— Ozzy Osbourne

My dad's a worker, an electrician, a bog standard job. Nothing glamorous like a footballer, but yet he still provided me with what I…

— Ashley Thomas

I'm from a salt-of-the-earth, working-class, northern background. My dad's a steelworker and a firefighter, and my mum is a secretary for the NHS.

— Faye Marsay

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.
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— Jarod Kintz

Being unemployed is the true test of who you really are:

— Ernie J Zelinski

“ Are you in any way qualified? Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes.…

— Eugene Mirman

“One can earn a thousand credentials but remain unemployed.”

— Joseph Ohler, Jr

“In this profession, no one limits your income but you. There are no income ceilings.”

— Tom Hopkins

“I don't have an occupation. Only a preoccupation.”

— Derek Haines

“I’d no idea that you’d prove such an able apprentice. You were sure to be a journalist, in which case the chances were terribly…

— Lionel Shriver

My mother's a secretary; my father's an electrician in a mining company.

— Eva Herzigova