Bizarro Quote by Athena Villaverde

“You with the tentacles, you're nicked!”

— Paul Cornell

“She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old…

— Phoebe Buffay

“But from where he was standing, he could see her perfectly: the wavy red hair and the oversize T-shirt with a smiling lobster on…

— Jennifer E. Smith

“…her fluorescent pink vibrator sailed through the air to land with a splash in the goldfish bowl sitting on the bench at the end…

— Debbie Mason

“She clamped her mouth shut when she realized she was making whale noises. Or goat grunts. It was something hideous anyway. What the hell?…

— P. Jameson

“That's the thing. Fortunately, she came down with a nasty case of decapitation before she could bite me.”

— Steve McHugh

“My God, what’s happened?” He crossed to her at once and knelt at her side. “What is it? Tell me.” “It’s ruined,” she cried.…

— Tessa Dare

“Her brain, which had up until then still been in the shower, toweled off and joined her on the beach. It whispered a tiny…

— Adrienne Kress

“Consciously, she thought she had her feelings for him licked; subconsciously, every time she thought about him, it was as though someone stumbling around…

— Anonymous

“She had small animal bones. They moved her skin - surface swimming.”

— Tom Benn

“Leave it to her to want to pet a monster.”

— Sara Trimble