Armistead-maupin Quote by Armistead Maupin

“I don't know how I got Michael. Maybe I just had a store credit from some other very lonely and shitty life.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

“And if anyone asks, you don't know where Michael and I are." There was a moment of silence on the other end. "I don't…

— Myra McEntire

“look'n for a job?" this is when the truck driver asks joad what he is doing and i think it indecates that this story…

— Anonymous

“No one really knew what went on in her relationship with Mike. No one even really knew her. Maybe she loved Mike more than…

— Jennifer Close

“Michael was a complete contradiction. One minute he was tying one of my friend’s up with duct tape and threatening to kill people. The…

— K.S. Ruff

“Gilmour had to laugh. He’s a cop, he thought, for the same reason that I am. He’s a cop because, every once in awhile,…

— Walter Gilmour

“Don't worry about him," Nana would assure them. "Michael will do more in his life than you can ever imagine.”

— Michael J. Fox

“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking…

— Banksy

“That's what I do in my fantasies; I fuck people. And since I first saw Michael sitting in the back of my lit class,…

— Luke Hartwell

“Michael: You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober? Lucille: Michael, it's 8 AM! Michael: So, it's not that. Share on Facebook”

— Michael Bluth

“Why? Because, Michael whatever your middle fucking name is Ripton, there’s something about that boxer fist bump handshake - something about that agreement we…

— Scott Hildreth

“I love cops," he said. "It's like my life, but with all the boring parts taken out.”

— Jennifer Echols