Conventional Quote by Ariel Gore

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

— Tommy Lee

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

— Anonymous

I think you will find that with divorce will come happier remarriages.

— Helen Fisher

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.

— Ann Landers

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

— Bob Geldof

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.

— Catherynne M. Valente

Divorce is the sign of knowledge in our time.

— William Carlos Williams

When there's a war, people get married.

— Doris Lessing

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

— Raymond Hull

If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

— Bertrand Russell