Driving Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Driving Funny Police
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No stop signs, speed limits, nobody's going to slow me down. I'm on a highway to hell. — ACDC Copy Share Image
“No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those clover-leaf freeway… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
In foreign countries such as Italy, the government puts strict-looking speed limit signs everywhere, but nobody ever sees them because light does not travel… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going;… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated. — Jimmie Johnson Copy Share Image
When I was born, the speed limit was two miles an hour. They'd only just repealed the law where a man had to walk… — Henry Allingham Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I don't own a yacht or a flashy car. I've always had safe cars because I do so much driving. I don't think I've… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
There are a lot of impractical things about owning a Porsche. But they're all offset by the driving experience. It really is unique. Lamborghinis… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
We're focused on providing innovations in software, driving the continuous improvement for a much better experience, and there's a lot going on here that… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Emma was a shocking driver, simultaneously sloppy and petrified, and for the first fifty miles had been absent-mindedly driving with her spectacles on top… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars. — Sebastian Thrun Copy Share Image
With our dramas, we have a lot of shows that feature very well-to-do, well-educated people who are driving very nice cars and living in… — Channing Dungey Copy Share Image
By measuring the proportion of children living with the same parents from birth and whether their parents report a good quality relationship we are… — Iain Duncan Smith Copy Share Image
