Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

There is nothing worse than bright lighting - it isn't flattering and makes the glamorous women want to leave.

— Patrick Cox

I've never seen the yellow light, umm the yellow line be wrong.

— Lou Holtz

Those who have a tolerable knowledge of human nature will not stand in need of such lights.

— Alexander Hamilton

A lot of the women I know, that's what they're complaining about either the man in their life or the lack of a man…

— Marc Cherry

I wish life had traffic lights... It would tell us when to go for it, when to be careful and when to just STOP

— Anonymous

Those who complain most are most to be complained of.

— Matthew Henry

Shout out to asian girls, let the lights dim some(dim sum).

— Drake

When yellow lights struggle with blue shades in hairlike lines.

— Thomas Hardy

It is the worst thing you can do, women, is whine, .. I mean the worst. Don't complain, protest.

— Maya Angelou

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

— Bill Maher