Witty facebook status Quote by Anonymous

How the hell dose paper beat rock? here you throw a rock at me and I'll defend my self with a bit of paper!…

— Sweetangelunknown

I always choose rock. when someone claims they beat me with paper, I punch them in the face and say 'oh I'm sorry. I…

— Stephanie

LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.…

— Carlin Whisler

“That would have been too obvious," Matt said. "You just said I never choose scissors so you had to know I would choose scissors…

— Sarah Beth Durst

The akward moment when you are playing rock paper scissors and you lose and you think to yourself 'i shoud have picked rock.

— Lauren

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

— Demetri Martin

Paper is the strongest material in the world. Things under which a mountain will crumble, you can place on paper and it will hold:…

— Nadeem Aslam

“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.”

— Kyle Adams

There's always people saying that rock is dead, rock is over. People are always out to kill rock and roll.

— Nikki Sixx

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

— Stephen Corry

In rock, paper, scissors the key is, and this is the best piece of advice that I can give you, if you do think…

— Annie Duke

Let the beat rock.

— Black Eyed Peas