Cheating Quote by Anonymous

“Tell me–how old are you, Reuben? I'm thirty-eight. How is that for total honesty? Do you know many women who volunteer they're thirty-eight?”

— Anne Rice

“I had authority issues. In my defense, my math teacher had it coming. She’d made me write one hundred on the black board, so…

— Kate Evangelista

“How many times do you get to be 35? Eleven”

— Stephen Sondheim

“In your thirties something strange starts to happen. It’s a mere hiccup at first, an instant of hesitation. How old are you? Oh, I’m…

— Sara Gruen

“You’re a wizard,” he hissed. “You don’t have to do what he says!” “How old are you, lad?” said Albert, kindly. “Twenty.” “When you’re…

— Terry Pratchett

“Sixty-four has a way of forgetting what twenty-one was like.”

— Stephen King

“Thirty is a watershed year for men. If they’re going to develop intelligence, they do it around then, and if they don’t, it’s too…

— Eloisa James

How old are you?” – Nick “That many zeros and you just get tired of counting.” – Caleb

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“At thirty either you are perfect or nothing.”

— Aporva Kala

“What’s Julie’s number?” Curran glanced at me. “Julie’s fluctuating between thirty-two and thirty-four units. Her shift coefficient is six point five and she’s been…

— Ilona Andrews

“I'm dreading it," says Corinne. "Somehow thirty-one sounds like you might only be just past thirty, still almost technically in your twenties. Thirty-two sounds…

— Jojo Moyes

“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he’d…

— J.L. Merrow