Curmudgeon Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Curmudgeon Humor Life
To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective. — Wendell Johnson Copy Share Image
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
There's always free cheese in the mouse traps, but the mice there ain't happy — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when everybody's feeding you the cheese it's hard not to eat it. — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. — Jeremy Paxman Copy Share Image
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. — Jeremy Paxman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you wake up in the morning and wish your parents had never met. — Bill Fitch Copy Share Image
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to refer to… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
But you know, I'm the negative-Nancy, curmudgeon, glass-half-empty-with-a-leak-in-it guy - which is basically the fuel that fires me up anyway. Without that, we wouldn't… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Gu was a worrier, a neurotic curmudgeon. If he had a headache, it was a brain tumor; if it looked like rain, this year's… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Anybody who notices unpleasant facts in the have-a-nice-day world we live in is going to be designated a curmudgeon. — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
I really liked playing [Wilson]. I started to really - I mean, I think the thing about him is he's not really a curmudgeon,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
My generation didn`t face the kind of urgent, pressing issues that my parents did, who fought through a war and a Depression and know… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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