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Once there was an elephant Who tried to use the telephant. No! no! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone. Dear…

— Laura E. Richards

“You can never tell how you sound over the phone, that evil piece of machinery, and I would stop using one, we all would,…

— Brock Clarke

“There is something compulsive about a telephone. The gadget-ridden man of our age loves it, loathes it, and is afraid of it. But he…

— Raymond Chandler

“I go out on the side of a hill, maybe hunting deer, and sit there and see the shadow of night coming over the…

— James Dickey

“Mark my words. The telephone will never become a practical necessity.”

— Lisa Harris

“unhooked telephone”: the”

— Otto F. Kernberg

“If you had come to me a hundred years ago, do you think I should have dreamed of the telephone? Why, even now I…

— William Crookes

“Do you know what is our problem? We know everything about our weapons, but we know nothing about how to use a telephone.”

— Asne Seierstad

“The telephone was not yet at that date as commonly in use as it is today. And yet habit requires so short a time…

— Marcel Proust

“The phone wavered in Richard's hand. He was holding it about half an inch away from his ear anyway because it seemed that somebody…

— Douglas Adams

“Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal…

— Anne Rice

“The person at the other end of the phone said something. Mr. Croup cringed. "Oh. Yes, sir. Yes, indeed. And might I say how…

— Neil Gaiman