Animal Quote by Anonymous

I object to that remark very strongly! - The Magician's Nephew

— Anonymous

“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Grandpa said that we could solve a lot of the world’s problems if we considered cats and dogs edible. Like the neighbor’s dog who…

— Cole Alpaugh

So I know you must have a plan and this wolf—" "Beast," Min said. "—frog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not a frog,"…

— Jennifer Crusie

“The animal is making quite a mess,” the butler droned. “Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?” Fennington drawled, strolling into…

— Suzanne Enoch

“I am not a joke. I am not a riddle! I am not a bird or a cat or a penguin! I'm not a…

— Tom King

“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm 'Let me show you the beasts of the yard!' Here's a cow…

— Scott Lynch

He nodded nervously. ‘He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.’ I stared at him. ‘You’re scared of bunnies?’ ‘Blah-hah-hah!…

— Rick Riordan

“I pulled a packet of Cold Flake from my pocket. “Cliff, you’re a marvel. Will you have a cigarette?” “It ’ud be like givin’…

— James Herriot

God is a scientist, not a magician.

— Albert Einstein

“Look under the passenger seat in a black plastic bin. There should be a book.” Raphael hopped out, dug under the seat, and pulled…

— Ilona Andrews

“It’s almost funny, isn’t it?” “What is?” “How some animals are worth more than others?” “Well,” he handed Konrad a sugar cube from a…

— Amanda Lance