Singing in the shower Quote by Anonymous

“If you’re going to need me, even if it’s just to yell at, I’m going to stay right here.” “No, I want to take…

— Lia Habel

I think everyone sings in the shower.

— Jake T. Austin

“That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished. "It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?" "But that bitch had it coming.”

— Richelle Mead

Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom.

— Anonymous

“I couldn’t get in the tub, so I ran some bath water instead.”

— Caryn Lee

“Have you ever had a large spider in the tub, figuring you'll wash it down the drain you turn on the shower, and set…

— Neil Leckman

“There was a slight rapping at my bathroom door. "Are you alright in there?" "No." I responded. "I'm drowning.”

— Khalia Hades

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

— Steven Wright

I tell em meet me in the bathroom I f**** her while the water runnin Her friend knockin at the door And she screamin…

— 2011 Meek Mill

I have heard more than once, 'Shut up and sing!' and I get it now.

— Joan Baez

I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.

— Anonymous

I'm the guy who sings in the shower, more than anything.

— Daniel Jacobs