Taxes Quote by Anonymous

I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis…

— Heidi Klum

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

— Pat Paulsen

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of…

— Dave Barry

I didn't pay my taxes for years.

— Noam Chomsky

There's just one thing I can't figure out. My income tax!

— Nat King Cole

Don't tax more than you have to.

— Francis X. Suarez

You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Some taxes are really dumb.

— Maxime Bernier

Now, people have a hard time understanding how taxes work.

— Rudy Giuliani

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

— Chris Rock

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such…

— Dave Barry

The problem is that taxes aren’t used efficiently.

— Mian Muhammad Mansha