Funny Quote by Anonymous

Life is all about ass, you're either covering it, hauling it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a…

— Anonymous

Life is all about ass, you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece…

— Duke

Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving…

— Anonymous

Life is't what we expect to be,...it shows its middle finger and laughs at us at situations and we are left woth no other…

— Me

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to…

— Glenn Beck

Life is about laughing & living honestly, replacing inner hate with love, getting through whatever comes your way, looking back & smiling.

— Anonymous

Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE...

— Pacifiersucker

Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.

— John Waters

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

— Salma Hayek

Life is about kicking a$$ not kissing it

— Maddie_b

Sometimes life throws something to us that makes us laugh, sometimes life throws something to us that makes us cry, but whatever life throws…

— Usman Ismaheel

Just because you have an ass dosnt mean u have to act like one

— Ana 13