Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

The safest thing to do was get rid of the second breast. I just want to give myself the best chance possible to live.

— Koo Stark

My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

— Joan Rivers

I just had to get this stress off my chest like breast reductions.

— Immortal Technique

I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.

— Jennifer Lawrence

Use now and then a little Exercise a quarter of an Hour before Meals, as to swing a Weight, or swing your Arms about…

— Benjamin Franklin

It's finally October and Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so go buy your pink ribbon and support beautiful breasts everywhere!!

— Anonymous

Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.

— Natasha Hamilton

Breastfeeding is the very best diet I've been on.

— Rebecca Romijn

For years I heeded the warning: Do monthly breast self-exams. Like most women, I did them on a 'sort of' basis. Every few months…

— Regina Brett

I am passionate about talking to women about their breast health.

— Elizabeth Hurley

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

— Anonymous

Small breasts are best for the long haul.

— Norman Rush