Air Quote by Anonymous

I met P. Diddy. Or Diddy. I like to call him Puffy because, let's be honest, that's who he is.

— Hayley Williams

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to 'Damn it' or 'Asshole'” Styxx

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

It'd be nice to have a new name, to start with, one that's not all worn out from being called so much.

— Natalie Babbitt

When I was old enough to change my name, I changed it to Mr. T so that the first word out of someone's mouth…

— Mr. T

I get called everything from 'Mr Boombastic' to 'Mr Lover Lover' to 'Mr It Wasn't Me.' It's whatever is hot at that point.

— Shaggy

At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick.

— Jake Owen

I really wanted to have a name that was double-barreled. I think at the time I was listening to a lot of Odd Future…

— Arlo Parks

I don't know how the 'Richie' started. My name is Richard, and they called me Dick in the minor leagues.

— Richie Allen

My whole life, I was thinking of names for kids, and I had a couple of kind of different names. I just didn't want…

— Brendan Schaub

“How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?” said Harry. “Shut it,” snarled Dudley, turning away again. “Cool name,” said Harry, grinning and falling…

— J.K. Rowling

“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.”

— Simone Elkeles

I changed my name from Gail to Gayle in seventh grade because I liked to make a loopy 'y.

— Gayle King