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Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at…

— Bill Engvall

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

— Roy Orbison

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

— Jay London

The best time to learn to change the tyre of your life is before you have a flat one.

— Vikrant Parsai

A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.

— Vikrant Parsai

Sometimes you must go against the wheel's turn.

— Ursula K. Le Guin

Flat-out, the time I wasn't working I was spending with the kids and my husband.

— Adena Friedman

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

— Michael O'Leary

You're going to have some flat tires along the road of life. Change them and keep driving. It's just part of the journey.

— Anonymous

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two…

— Johnny Carson

Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss.

— Anonymous

When you're the boss, you have no one else to turn to.

— Rick Harrison