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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

— Elton John

“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

— Anonymous

“It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

“Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.”

— Charles Portis

“Well, all I can say is that sheep are content, day after day in the field munching, minding their own business, not hurting anyone,…

— Mark Kloss

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“Throughout his twenty-eight years on the island, goats are as wild as it gets.”

— Richard T Nash

“Sex as you like it is an animal right -- no mere civil liberty. Defend it with your beak and claw.”

— Irving Rosenthal

“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and…

— Yaa Gyasi

“But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat.”

— Linda Medley

“Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?”

— L.J. Smith