Animal Quote by Anonymous

I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I…

— Anonymous

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask…

— Anthony Griffin

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

— Dana Gould

Everyone's in a relationship and I'm just sitting here like yep… I love my pet'.

— Anonymous

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your…

— Enid Bagnold

“The relationship between a dog and a human is always complicated. The two know each other in a way nobody else quite understands, a…

— Jon Katz

The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.

— Lisa Lampanelli

A marriage bound together by commitments to exploit the other for filling one's own needs (and I fear that most marriages are built on…

— Larry Crabb

Dogs are quick to show their affection. They never pout, they never bear a grudge. They never run away from home when mistreated. They…

— Billy Graham

Dogs will never cheat on you. Dogs will never be mean to you. Dogs will only ever love you. Date a dog.

— Anonymous

I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know, when you…

— Natasha Lyonne

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.

— Anonymous