Joke Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I fell off a 100ft ladder today... Luckily I was at the bottom step.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I jumped from a height of 45 feet and though I landed on the boxes. I broke my leg. — Mukesh Tiwari Copy Share Image
Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
From the moment you entered this world of existence, a ladder was put in front of you so you could escape. — Rumi Copy Share Image
I don't know how well it can go when you get thrown off a 20-foot ladder. — Kevin Owens Copy Share Image
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Climb the ladder only if it takes you to somewhere high! Some ascents may descend you to low places! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Got nothing down, I work my way up from the bottom to the top of the ladder, claim what's rightfully mine. Working against time,… — Jean Grae Copy Share Image
I don't know if anybody has moved up the ladder more quickly than I have. — J. C. Watts Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever there's a… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
