Ghetto Quote by Anonymous

Let me tell you, when you're pregnant with the first one, it's great of course, all new and 'Yay!' With the second one it's…

— Angie Harmon

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

— Melissa McCarthy

What a cute man! Hey, I may be pregnant, but I can still see!

— Marie Osmond

If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have the world's worst pregnancies.

— Kelly Clarkson

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.

— Maya Rudolph

Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

— Shadawcatt

Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

— Anonymous

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant.

— Marcia Cross

Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now!

— Annette Bening

Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.

— Anonymous

By my fourth pregnancy I'd send somebody else to get a pregnancy test because I daren't be seen going into Boots for one.

— Ulrika Jonsson