Canada day Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Canada day Funny Happy canada day
I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
“Sex only sells so much. Promoting authority and capability with your online content over sexy selfies and spammy self hype creates better connections, contacts,… — Loren Weisman Copy Share Image
“Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean crush ship.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
I'm a drugstore beauty girl, I love going to the drugstore and buying makeup. — Melanie Fiona Copy Share Image
“At this time we should take a brife moment to mention quacks: alternative therapists who sell vitamins and homeopathy sugar pills [the latter of… — Ben Goldacre Copy Share Image
Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
When a drug comes in from Canada, I wanna make sure it cures ya, not kill ya... I've got an obligation to make sure… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On November 2, 1899, eight members of the United States Navy were awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for extraordinary heroism and service beyond… — Captain Hank Bracker, The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
In a world darkened by ethnic conflicts that tear nations apart, Canada stands as a model of how people of different cultures can live… — Bill Clinton Copy Share Image
Canada is probably the most free country in the world where a man still has room to breathe, to spread out, to move forward,… — Valentyn Moroz Copy Share Image
We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us. — Andy Barrie Copy Share Image
Canada Day comes and goes modestly every year. Sure, there are retail sales promotions and a long weekend. But there isn't bluster or commodity… — Rick Moranis Copy Share Image
The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack! — Rick Mercer Copy Share Image
Canadians have an abiding interest in surprising those Americans who have historically made little effort to learn about their neighbour to the North. — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
Canadians, take this time to recognize that you live in 146 year young nation that offers you superior rights and freedoms. Happy Canada Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
