Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us. — Andy Barrie Copy Share Image
The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a… — Rick Mercer Copy Share Image
Canadians have an abiding interest in surprising those Americans who have historically made little effort to learn about their neighbour to the… — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
Canadians, take this time to recognize that you live in 146 year young nation that offers you superior rights and freedoms. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to Canada for free healthcare and no wars and poutine. Happy Canada Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Great promise and responsibility await Canada. As we look ahead to the next 150 years, we will continue to rise to the… — Justin Trudeau Copy Share Image
It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw, not because she is Canada but because she's something sublime… — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive sexual enhancement drugs online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and… — Kevin Myers Copy Share Image
There are no limits to the majestic future which lies before the mighty expanse of Canada with its virile, aspiring, cultured, and… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country - but not with blanks. — Farley Mowat Copy Share Image
Happy Canada Day Everyone! I'm proud to be Canadian and live in this great country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
Happy Canada Day my darling Canucks! May you have much in the way of BBQs, alcoholic libations, and fun! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Canada Day to the country whose job is to sit on top of America and keep it from exploding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is a day for loonies, toonies, maple syrup and coffee crisps. Happy Canada Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With or without the Royals, we are not Americans. Nor are we British. Or French. Or Void. We are something else. And… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
