Baudelaire Quote by Anonymous

“If the Baudelaire orphans had been stalks of celery, they would not have been small children in great distress, and if they had been…

— Lemony Snicket

“The Baudelaire children wolfed down the peach, and under normal circumstances, it would not have been polite to eat something so quickly and so…

— Lemony Snicket

“I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.”

— Chris Cannon

“The Baudelaires looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away from them.…

— Lemony Snicket

“Bast stood in the doorway, practically dancing with irritation. When he spotted the approaching figure he rushed down the street, waving a piece of…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“You think you can uncuff me now?" "Sorry, man, I have orders not to do that. Madison said she would bring me a huge…

— R.L. Mathewson

“You're very dangerous," he informed her, taking a bigger bite. "Very devious. If you had enough money and a small army, you could take…

— Dahlia West

And what have I done?" What? WHAT?...You've stolen them." With that, Cornelia fled, but Buttercup understood; she knew who "them" was. The boys. The…

— William Goldman

“You’re cold.” Taking a spare blanket from the foot of the bed, she wraps it around all three of us, enveloping me in her…

— Suzanne Collins

“You absurd boy! Oh, Evelyn, I'm so thankful you've come, but what in the world has detained you? I've been sick with apprehension!" There…

— Georgette Heyer

“But Urdda stood firm. 'Where do you come from, sir?' 'I come' - the littlee-man stalked towards her in a way that might have…

— Margo Lanagan

“How dare you give the poor woman trouble over those nasty biscuits! If you made biscuits worth eating, sir, perhaps she wouldn’t throw them…

— Sabrina Jeffries