“Fake Friends: Never ask for food. Real Friends: Is the reason you have no food. Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back Real Friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours Fake Friends: know a few things about you Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door Real Friends: Walk right in and say IM HOME! Fake Friends: Are for a while Real Friends: Are for life Fake Friends: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. Real Friends: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you. Fake Friends: Would ignore this Real Friends: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back! Submitted by: Nidy”