Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Getting Pregnant Graduation
Cheers To All The Girls Surviving High School Without Getting Pregnant. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I expected college to feel like a major accomplishment. I walked across the stage, eight months pregnant with my almost seven-year-old daughter watching in… — Stephanie Land Copy Share Image
Even though I never graduated but this moment feels like I graduated, it's feels like I just gotten a degree, Congratulation Sabelo Mkhomazi for… — Sabelo Mkhomazi Copy Share Image
As you step out of college, you will be spending the rest of your life in a world of accelerated disruption. — Fadi Ghandour Copy Share Image
“Congratulations is a societal burp that follows a positive act. When you graduate AA, you get a congratulations. When you throw back three bottles… — Mara Altman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
