Age Quote by Annette Bridges

“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“When a woman turns forty she is no longer young, but not yet old.”

— Jane Harvey-Berrick

“I can't really tell how old I am, only that I'm too young to wonder if I asked the right questions in the past,…

— Gabriel Bá

“She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.”

— Dorothy Parker

“I am a very old man. How old I do not know. It is possible I am a hundred, maybe more. I cannot tell…

— Edgar Rice Burroughs

“How old does one have to be still to say tits?”

— Alan Bennett

“Never forget I am old,” she said. “What does that mean, Mummy-ji?” “Didn’t you know? Old is gold, na.”

— Tarquin Hall

“It is a nice feeling to be older than one‟s own mother, but still believe that if your mother was alive, she would still…

— Raj Doctor

“What’s the worst thing about growing old?” she would ask them. They never thought about their age, was a common reply; they had once…

— Isabel Allende

“There are times when I swear that boy is as mature as an old man, and other times when he hasn’t got the sense…

— Kinley MacGregor

“Of course I am thinking the Lord was once young and will never in fact be old. And who else could this be, who…

— Mary Oliver

“Good Lord, when? Does her mother know?”

— Christina Boyd