Quote by Anne Frank

“I pee in the toilets of my enemies, so that when they flush my pee comes out”

— Sun Tzu

“You know someone is mad when they cease caring about the retention of their bodily fluids.”

— Andersen Prunty

“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just one flush…

— R.U. Slime

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

“Go stick your head in the toilet and flush twice,”

— Dean Koontz

“Flushing the toilet takes up the most of one person’s usage of water per day”

— Adam Anderson

“When you clean up someone's puke, it sort of bonds you.”

— Jillian Dodd

“Anger and fear are disabling trait behaviours, instilled in the opponent with care.”

— Moonn Tzu

You're like a turd that won't flush.

— Dennis Hopper

“What it comes down to, Red, is some people refuse to get their hands dirty at all. That's called sainthood, and the pigeons land…

— Stephen King

“Standing under a spray of warm water is a quick but short-term fix to most of life’s problems.”

— Karen McQuestion

“Emotionally, at least, people can't live by taking in each other's washing.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald