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Death Quote by Andrew Heaton

“At one point, field bocce was the only sport at the University of Oklahoma which included “dueling to the death” in its bylaws to settle a very specific and unlikely possible dispute. (This dispute never actually arose, although it nearly did, and Evan and I would have killed each other without…” quote by Andrew Heaton
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““At one point, field bocce was the only sport at the University of Oklahoma which included “dueling to the death” in its bylaws to settle a very specific and unlikely possible dispute. (This dispute never actually arose, although it nearly did, and Evan and I would have killed each other without hesitation out of respect for the game, had it come to it.) I believe the university has identified this provision and sadly dispensed with it. After””

Andrew Heaton

About This Quote

A humorous anecdote about a bizarre university sport rule that allowed lethal duels to resolve disputes, highlighting absurdity and camaraderie.

In simple terms: A funny story about a deadly sport rule at a university.

Key Takeaway

Recognize and question absurd rules.

Themes

humor absurdity tradition conflict resolution

Mood

amused reflective

Type

anecdotal humorous

When to use this quote

  • college life
  • team sports
  • rulemaking
  • conflict management

Key Concepts

sports law social norms ritualized violence

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this story say about how we handle conflict?
  • When is tradition harmful?
A Different Perspective

The quote exaggerates for comedic effect; actual violence was never intended.

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