Actually Quote by Andrew Davies

Whoever's job it was to keep the room clean was clearly not an overachiever.

— Steve Hamilton

The worst disgrace that can befall a producer is an unkind notice from a New York reviewer. When this happens, the producer becomes a…

— S. J. Perelman

The last person in the UK who described his product as being crap in public was one Gerald Ratner - and he was gone…

— Martin Sorrell

I didn't knock on any producers' doors for work.

— Anu Malik

In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.' Not that…

— Ryan Hansen

Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking,…

— Anonymous

I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

— Matt Stone

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

— Steven Wright

In my experience in Washington, when people refuse to come clean, it is usually because they are hiding dirty laundry.

— Tom Fitton

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order…

— Bruce Springsteen

“Unlike Kate, by then I’d had a job. In fact, I’d had sixteen jobs, not including the years I worked as a babysitter before…

— Cheryl Strayed

But generally speaking, people weren't fired, art jobs were very hard to get, so something really calamitous had to happen to a person who…

— Gil Kane