Money Quote by Andrei Codrescu

“The real secret, though, is that nobody belongs, whether they are natives or not. After expulsion from paradise all humans are in exile. You…

— Andrei Codrescu

“Death is not enough for such men. We must add mechanics”

— Andrei Codrescu

“The internet liquefied physical borders faster than they were already doing on their own. For all that, there are only regional writers. There are…

— Andrei Codrescu

“Poetry is again hip in America as people are beginning to refuse to die of boredom and to choke in the fog of their…

— Andrei Codrescu

“Our ancestors had fought and murdered one another, married and forged alliances, founded countries. At their best - but only for selfish reasons -…

— Andrei Codrescu

Only the poor can create art.

— Andrei Codrescu

Nostalgia is masochism and masochism is something masochists love to share.

— Andrei Codrescu

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

— Andrei Codrescu

“Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex.”

— Andrei Codrescu

Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.

— Andrei Codrescu

“It is a sad fact that all flesh must die, but there is no reason why one's story, as well as one's soul, should…

— Andrei Codrescu

“Telling a story to go with the meal is de rigueur, cher, it makes the food more memorable, and both meal and story get…

— Andrei Codrescu