"ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly……" — Ambrose Bierce

"ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial."

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