"ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins……" — Ambrose Bierce
"ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long."
More Appliance Quotes
- Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. — Beverley Jones
- It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance. — Gary Mule Deer
- TV is shifting into the background of just being another appliance; it’s just a bigger screen. — Hari Sreenivasan
- No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink. — Terry Pratchett
- JIBO isn't an appliance, it's a companion, one that can interact and react with its human owners in ways that… — Lance Ulanoff
- The Bible does not say you are God’s appliance; it says you are his masterpiece. Appliances get mass-produced. — John Ortberg
- Simplicity design axiom: The complexity of the information appliance is that of the task, not the tool. The technology is… — Donald A. Norman
- The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because without this… — Frank Zappa
- My dream appliance circa 2050 has one big dial on it, and when I twist it to the right, my… — Bruce Sterling
- So the only way we're going to improve fuel economy or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum extent practicable… — Sherwood Boehlert
- Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare
- I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm… — Dane Cook