Appliance Quotes

24 quotes by 23 authors

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. — Beverley Jones
It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance. — Gary Mule Deer
TV is shifting into the background of just being another appliance; itâ€™s just a bigger screen. — Hari Sreenivasan
No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink. — Terry Pratchett
JIBO isn't an appliance, it's a companion, one that can interact and react with its human owners in ways that delight instead of disturb. — Lance Ulanoff
The Bible does not say you are Godâ€™s appliance; it says you are his masterpiece. Appliances get mass-produced. — John Ortberg
ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole… — Ambrose Bierce
Simplicity design axiom: The complexity of the information appliance is that of the task, not the tool. The technology is invisible. — Donald A. Norman
The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know… — Frank Zappa
My dream appliance circa 2050 has one big dial on it, and when I twist it to the right, my IQ goes up to 450. — Bruce Sterling
So the only way we're going to improve fuel economy or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum extent practicable is if the government requires… — Sherwood Boehlert
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. — Dane Cook
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the television set. — Harriet Van Horne
At some time in the recent past someone had decided to brighten the ancient corridors of the University by painting them, having some vague notion… — Terry Pratchett
Once or twice a week I would set my alarm for six A.M. so I could get up and plug in Hot Stix...I would study… — Tina Fey
Virtually any appliance is going to be online. Appliances will talk to each other and to the power-generation system. Our appliances will pay attention to… — Vint Cerf
Could the garment and appliance industries be in cahoots together, creating an artificial sock demand to keep us buying? — Tom Bodett
We are victims of the post-Enlightenment view that the world functions like a sophisticated machine, to be understood like a textbook engineering problem and run… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I remember the first time I fogged up your astronauts helmet. That night we made space like outer love. But I kept it cool like… — Tamika-leeigh

Who Wrote These Appliance Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 24 Appliance Quotes as follows: