Children Quote by Amber Smith

As the children were sitting there eating pears, a girl came walking along the road from town. When she saw the children she stopped…

— Astrid Lindgren

Dad's tiny - his passport picture is a full-length shot. He looks like he just hopped off a key ring. Mum is a different…

— Ricky Hatton

Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo…

— Nate

Mothers are like glue. Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together.

— Anonymous

Boy, can I take a photo? Girl, why? Boy, just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Children are short people. Some you like, some you don't.

— Gloria Steinem

Do You Know Why Girls Are Shorter Than Men… Just To Hear The Men's Heart Beat…

— Ritu

My momma short and fine she got a butt like mine and when she cross the streets the cars go beep beep beep lol .

— Naomi

“He’s got two. Different mamas, of course. Six months apart. They’re the cutest little things. Spittin’ image of their daddy. You should see them.”

— RaeAnne Thayne

One is taller. The other is shorter.

— Yao Ming

Your mama is so fat and ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

— Anonymous

My daughter Lily's the oldest, and by the time she was six months, we just had books of photos. Poor little Maeve, who's six…

— Chris O'Donnell