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“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain…

— Alex Flinn

“Humidity did terrible things to me. I‘d be much prettier if I lived in the desert.”

— Kim Harrington

“I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“You have that pleasant air of a dog in heat.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“237. Some cats are allergic to humans.”

— Lena Shaw

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a warm house and a well-stocked fridge must be in want of…

— Heather Hacking

“I'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience.”

— Joshua Winning

“I swore that when I grew up and got my own apartment, I would get one that smelled of old wood, not old cats.”

— Allen Eskens

“Ninety degrees but the heat made me feel safe, like walking under water.”

— Gillian Flynn

“A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

— Angela Khristin Brown