Romance-humor Quote by Allie Everhart

“It wasn't the fact that she texted about hooking up with someone. What terrified me was my knee-jerk reaction. I wanted to throw my…

— Colleen Hoover

“I have no idea who you even are and now you're my damn girlfriend. What the hell have you done to me?" She holds…

— Colleen Hoover

“My sister is coming back in a few weeks. And I have a fake boyfriend I just cheated on.”

— Jenny Han

“My girlfriend would tell me she was flying out of town to a pop concert with her friends for the weekend. She did go…

— Steven Magee

“Have I become the girl who waits by the phone, hoping it will ring, who asks a friend to dial her number to make…

— Candace Bushnell

“To be fair, she called this morning. I stared at the phone. Circled it on my bed. And, eventually, it stopped ringing. If it…

— Kelley York

“If I’m not your boyfriend, then what am I?” “You’re my boss,” she whispered.”

— Savannah Stuart

“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming…

— Kim Gruenenfelder

“Where the fuck was her phone? Probably in the gutter, right alongside her dignity. See, this was why she was single.”

— Suzanne Wright

“She smiles. And as with every other time—it hits me like a punch to the gut. “Hello, Boyfriend.” “Girlfriend.” Sickening, aren’t we? There’s a…

— Emma Chase

“She’s not my girlfriend. But I do have her.”

— Elizabeth Finn

“The biggest thing my ex threw at me during an argument was her cell phone. It missed. She needs to work on improving her…

— Steven Magee