Adultery Quote by Allan Sherman

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

— Allan Sherman

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

— Allan Sherman

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by…

— Allan Sherman

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

— Allan Sherman

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

— Allan Sherman

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.

— Allan Sherman

I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time.…

— Allan Sherman

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

— Allan Sherman

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

— Allan Sherman

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't…

— Allan Sherman

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the…

— Allan Sherman

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would…

— Allan Sherman