"The length of a film should be directly……" — Alfred Hitchcock
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
More Bladder Quotes
- Madame, it is an old word and each one takes it new and wears it out himself. It is a… — Ernest Hemingway
- I like the poem on the page and not at the podium. I like to address the poem in peace… — Ted Kooser
- They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything… — Joe E. Lewis
- I was 52 years old. I had diabetes and incipient arthritis. I had lost my gall bladder and most of… — Ray Kroc
- College mostly makes people like bladders-just good for nothing but t'hold the stuff as is poured into 'em. — George Eliot
- My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people. — Bob Schieffer
- There is nothing like the cure of fresh air for cases of bladder infection, paranoia, and Cartesian thinking. — Rawi Hage
- I long for the simplicity of theatre. I want lessons learned, comeuppances delivered, people sorted out, all before your bladder… — John M. Ford
- In this age of inventive wonders all men have come to believe that in some genius' brain sleeps the solution… — Mark Twain
- I welcome this opportunity of pricking the bloated bladder of lies with the poniard of truth — Aneurin Bevan
- You cannot achieve happiness. Happiness happens and is a transitory stage. Imagine how happy I felt when I got relief… — Frederick Salomon Perls
- I hurt my bladder rollerblading. — Taylor Negron