Assistants Petty Quote by Alexandra Erin

“And the people cannot be bothered with administration, for not only are they too busy, but they are simply unfit for and incapable of…

— Mark R. Levin

“I do not waste my time interacting with corrupt government agencies.”

— Steven Magee

“One tactic of bureaucracies is to so fill the boss’s time with meetings that he or she has no time to meddle in their…

— Robert M. Gates

“When you know the government is corrupt at the outset, the smart avoid interacting with them.”

— Steven Magee

“For some authorities it isn't that they're evil - or even that they're incompetent - but rather they just don't care enough; and not…

— Criss Jami

“Smart people avoid interacting with agencies of a corrupt government.”

— Steven Magee

“You've lost command when you ask your own staff officer to step up and he responds, "now is not a good time for me…

— Donavan Nelson Butler, Master Sergeant US Army

“Beware. Those with the least amount of authority exercise it the most often.”

— Peggy Kopman-Owens

“I hate to admit it, but governmental deviousness is usually better explained by incompetence, vanity, and the need to protect one's job at all…

— Jasper Fforde

“It helps if you don’t think of them as human. More than one officer has called this job pest control.”

— Christine Amsden

“The difference between a good administrator and a bad one is about five heartbeats. Good administrators make immediate choices.”

— Frank Herbert

“It was my damn assistant, Sheila! She noticed a discrepancy in one of the financial reports that came through my office”

— Leighann Dobbs