Quote by Alex Bledsoe

“Never trust a man who tells you good news.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“That guy in the corner. Never tells the truth, as a matter of principle. Why answer a question, he says, if you can tell…

— Pete McCarthy

“Apparently, nothing focuses a drunk like a quest.”

— Johnny Shaw

“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come to them,…

— Michael Byer

“Have a drink, and try to relax. All right, have another drink. There are times when getting drunk's not a bad idea.”

— John Christopher

“I wondered if he was drunk. That's when I tended to speak profundities to the night.”

— Mark Lawrence

“Never trust a man who doesn't drink.”

— W.C. Fields

“If it’s any reassurance, after what he’s drunk today, I don’t think he could even raise a smile, let alone anything else.”

— Jodi Taylor

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“He claims not to be drinking, but I don’t think he knows what this means.”

— Nick Flynn

“Don’t you think one can tell the truth much better with a story?”

— Diane Setterfield

“Words are too easy,” he says. He opens his book. “What looks like truth and sounds like truth might be nothing but a dream,…

— David Almond