Absurd Quote by Alan Stern

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

— Russell Baker

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

— Russell Baker

Concepts which have proved useful for ordering things easily assume so great an authority over us, that we forget their terrestrial origin and accept…

— Albert Einstein

Only the human mind invents categories and tries to force facts into separated pigeonholes.

— Alfred Kinsey

It is a good deal easier for most people to state an abstract idea than to describe and thus re-create some object they actually…

— Flannery O'Connor

But sometimes what we call 'memory' and what we call 'imagination' are not so easily distinguished.

— Leslie Marmon Silko

I'm no scientist, but I'll dare extrapolate and say that it's pretty obvious that the more you struggle to recall something, the smarter you…

— Faith Salie

“Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost”

— Russell Baker

Human concepts, no matter how grand they may appear, have limitations.

— Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

To know objects only through dissecting and cataloguing them is to miss their full reality. It is to fall asleep amidst the mystery and…

— John Daido Loori

Who thinks all Science, as all Virtue, vain; Who counts Geometry and numbers Toys...

— John Dryden

isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

— Mark Twain