"If your computer speaks English, it was probably……" — Alan Perlis
"If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan."
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- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely… — Isaac Asimov
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim… — Isaac Asimov
- A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they… — Dave Attell
- One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it… — Norman Ralph Augustine
- I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the dictaphone. — Sebastian Bach
- Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business. — Erykah Badu
- Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those… — Russell Baker
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered… — Russell Baker
- Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going… — J. G. Ballard
- The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry