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“IRWIN: At the time of the Reformation there were fourteen foreskins of Christ preserved, but it was thought that the church of St John Lateran in Rome had the authentic prepuce. DAKIN: Don't think we're shocked by your mention of the word 'foreskin', sir. CROWTHER: No, sir. Some of us even have…” quote by Alan Bennett
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““IRWIN: At the time of the Reformation there were fourteen foreskins of Christ preserved, but it was thought that the church of St John Lateran in Rome had the authentic prepuce. DAKIN: Don't think we're shocked by your mention of the word 'foreskin', sir. CROWTHER: No, sir. Some of us even have them. LOCKWOOD: Not Posner, though, sir. Posner's like, you know, Jewish. It's one of several things Posner doesn't have. (Posner mouths 'fuck off.')””

Alan Bennett

About This Quote

Source Play: "The History Boys" (script excerpt), 2004

Characters discuss absurd historical claims, highlighting the absurdity of scholarly pretensions.

In simple terms: People sometimes argue over trivial, bizarre details.

Key Takeaway

Focus on substantive issues over petty debates.

Themes

humor absurdity scholarship

Mood

witty ironic

Type

literary comedic

When to use this quote

  • academic conferences
  • literary criticism
  • media interviews
  • political discourse

Key Concepts

satire historical myth dialogue

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this reveal about authority in scholarship?
  • How does humor expose intellectual pretension?
A Different Perspective

The joke may trivialize serious historical inquiry.

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