Time Quote by Alan Bennett
““IRWIN: At the time of the Reformation there were fourteen foreskins of Christ preserved, but it was thought that the church of St John Lateran in Rome had the authentic prepuce. DAKIN: Don't think we're shocked by your mention of the word 'foreskin', sir. CROWTHER: No, sir. Some of us even have them. LOCKWOOD: Not Posner, though, sir. Posner's like, you know, Jewish. It's one of several things Posner doesn't have. (Posner mouths 'fuck off.')””
About This Quote
Source Play: "The History Boys" (script excerpt), 2004
Characters discuss absurd historical claims, highlighting the absurdity of scholarly pretensions.
In simple terms: People sometimes argue over trivial, bizarre details.
Focus on substantive issues over petty debates.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- academic conferences
- literary criticism
- media interviews
- political discourse
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this reveal about authority in scholarship?
- How does humor expose intellectual pretension?
The joke may trivialize serious historical inquiry.