Quote by Aerona Pritchard

Over 3000 friends on Facebook… Dude do you even know 30 of them?! TotalFail.

— Paul Alexander Zarzyna Lane

Oh, youre popular on facebook? Thats cool. I mean, these days its easy to have 1,500 friends that youve never met before.

— Anonymous

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay

— Due Date

Dear Hoes, you dont need over 500 facebook friends, your not gonna get some over the interent. Kay?

— Anonymous

“You have five hundred Facebook 'friends'? That simply means you've redefined 'friend' to make it something like 'a contact I exchange data with'.”

— Hugh Mackay

Facebook account for sale..friends included!.. !

— Anonymous

I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg.

— Andy Samberg

I have a lot of friends.

— Teresa Giudice

Remember you don't need a certain number of friends, Just a number of friends you can be certain of.

— Anonymous

Just cause you have 2000 friends on facebook don't mean nothing. Cause if I asked you to name a 100 of them by heart…

— Kevin McCarty

I don't have a lot of friends; most of the friends I have, I've had since high school.

— Lauren London

Remember.. don't count the number of friends u have, but the number of friends u can count on..

— Punkinhead Abhishek